PISS OFF! I'm fucking meditating! - Door sign.

Tired of being interrupted while you're trying to find your inner zen?

Introducing the ultimate weapon against unwanted intrusions: the PISS OFF! I'm fucking meditating door sign.

This bold, brutally honest statement is exactly what you need to ward off those pesky distractions and create a sacred (or scared?) sanctuary of serenity.

Whether it's your noisy neighbours, overbearing colleagues, or simply your own, annoying, family, who just can't seem to shut the fuck up and leave you alone, this sign will make your intentions crystal clear.

No more tiptoeing around, no more passive-aggressive hints.

Just a big, fat, unmistakable message that says, "Back off, assholes! I'm busy not caring!"

This high-quality, eye-catching door sign is the perfect finishing touch to your meditation room, home office, or..., toilet, or anywhere else you need a little peace and quiet.

So go ahead, embrace your inner badass and let the world know when you're not to be disturbed.

Because meditation is hard enough without a constant stream of interruptions.

Warning: This sign may cause offense to easily offended individuals.

But who needs them anyway!?

Proceed with caution and enjoy your newfound tranquility.

THIS PRODUCT IS FREE

But please do consider donating a small amount, if you feel it's helped you in any way...
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